(Another Day In) Ancap Paradise

by Funhouse Mirrors

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A few years ago
Congress decided
All the laws were dumb

So they made the constitution
Null and void now
It’s all privately run

Now everything is better
Just ask the ones
Sending our garbage into the sun

I can’t wait till the day I can
Moved out of the
Slums

Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our head lice

The McNuke is dropping
over our heads and
We’re all crash test dummies

Copyrighted gay marriage
They have to pay the fees

Armed militias
Owned by Walmart
Tearing up the streets

Cameras in my house
it’s Whole Foods
Watching what I eat

Apple’s EULA
bounty hunters
Hunting non-upgraders

Google’s selling
all my di/ck pics
To chronic mastu/rbaters

Amazon using
Thai children
For building fire sticks
(Wait, don't they already do that?)

Bezos has the
Philosopher’s stone
He’s three hundred and six

Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our head lice

Detroit's new name
is DirectTV
Because they lost the rights

But that doesn't mean
That their folks get
Free satellite

Music is just
advertisements
No one cares any more

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Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our
Head lice

Bum Bum

credits

released August 21, 2020
Evan Sheppard - Lead Vocals, Drums, Tambourine, Handclaps, Whistling
Johnny Weiner - Guitar, Backing Vocals
Dan Centeno - Keys, Backing Vocals
Chris Ochoa - Bass

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Funhouse Mirrors Waldwick, New Jersey

NJ Prog Rock Swag

Johnny Weiner - guitar, vocals
Jackson Gray - bass, vocals
Dan Centeno - keyboard, vocals
Evan Sheppard - drums, vocals

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