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Coloring Book

by Funhouse Mirrors

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1.
In the venetian lounge, everyone's your best friend But despite the good time, you will dine and dash So by the way we all know you don't want us here no more You're spending time you have leached at the attention store “Who needs high school? It gets in the way of my success” You say that firmly But descend into trailer trash when your rich dad ain't there no more To fund the illusion of your Hollywood score You invite the whole town to show you're the best But after the show you will screw the rest So I don't think you know a thing about us anymore You're now sipping the shots, 2,000 miles from home “Who needs high school? It gets in the way of my success” You say that firmly But descend into trailer trash when your rich dad ain't there no more To fund the illusion of your Hollywood score I see through your ways You are like a pest I see through the haze You are like the rest I see through your ways You are like a pest I see through the haze You are like the rest You left us behind For a path based on luck You left us behind For a path based on luck “Who needs high school? It gets in the way of my success” You say that firmly But descend into trailer trash when your rich dad ain't there no more To fund the illusion of your Hollywood score
2.
Waiting, Waiting, For the perfect kind of day Backing, Backing, From what I want to do that day Forging, Forging, All my mind's internal plays Wasting, Wasting, Chances of eternal stays now And then he comes in It’s bringing me down She's into him, Since I’m not around Planned it all out, Turned into pretend She was just my Fictional friend Didn’t think of what to say Now I am here without my way Shoulda went through with the play She would have let me anyway Now she’s with somebody else and I won’t put it off the shelf Perfect opportunities Wasted for uncertainty now And then he comes in It’s bringing me down She is with him, Since I’m not around Planned it all out, Turned into pretend She was just my Fictional friend And I will miss her too much My one timidity threw me under the bus Friends tried to take me through the route But I was busy milking out the lies That were in my head They tried to make me lose the doubt But I was busy wasting all my time And then he comes in It’s bringing me down She is with him, Since I’m not around Planned it all out, Turned into pretend She was just my Fictional friend And then he comes in It’s bringing me down She is with him, Since I’m not around I could just wait Til they fall apart But what should I say A wedding ain’t far
3.
Loophole 03:44
I have to keep reeling Through things they deploy To force feed enjoyment I never fantasize I am de-humorized And I can't get it Out of my head Abusing the loopholes To showcase my life Since I can't avoid it Details are all around Can never water down So I can't get a Grasp off of it There's never a place to go I'm never out of their reach There's always a thing to do, That gives my life a breach Connected to the cloud To flavor my deceit But they know When your show's Not on
4.
In a quiet town somewhere 60 years from now Two old men sit on a quiet porch Reminisce about times of youth hood there's a difference It's not the people online who have the torch Back 60 years from then HTTPS was anon You never needed any sort of face The Wild West was long ago And now it's all corporate Freedoms of the past there ain't a trace We killed rover everyday we start without him We killed rover everyday we start without him Congress and the Wall Street journal Tearing up our rights Don't let deaf man run a music school Wait for the complaints to rise But change nothing they will do Because the rich and powerful control We killed rover everyday we start without him We killed rover everyday we start without him We killed rover everyday we start without him We killed rover everyday we start without him We killed rover everyday we start without him We killed rover everyday we start
5.
A few years ago Congress decided All the laws were dumb So they made the consititution Null and void now It’s all privately run Now everything is better Just ask the ones Sending our garbage into the sun I can’t wait till the day I can Move out of the slums Ancap paradise Isn’t it so nice (Another day in) Ancap paradise Shot if you don’t buy the ice Ancap paradise Isn’t it so nice (Another day in) Ancap paradise Stir-frying our head lice The McNuke is dropping over here and We’re all crash test dummies Copyrighted gay marriage They have to pay the fees Armed militias Owned by Walmart Tearing up the streets Cameras in my house it’s Whole Foods Watching what I eat Apple’s EULA bounty hunters Hunting non-upgraders Google’s selling all my dick pics To chronic masturbaters Amazon using Thai children For building fire sticks Bezos has the Philosopher’s stone He’s three hundred and six Ancap paradise Isn’t it so nice (Another day in) Ancap paradise Shot if you don’t buy the ice Ancap paradise Isn’t it so nice (Another day in) Ancap paradise Stir-frying our head lice Detroit's new name is DirecTV Because they lost the rights But that doesn't mean That their folks get Free satellite Music is just advertisements No one cares any more Buy one get one free On Anderson Discount hardwood floors [That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! Here at Anderson Discount Hardwood Floors, if you buy one floor replacement job, you get one, ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEE!!!! Now, who the hell ever said capitalism wasn’t the greatest things that humanity ever created? Now, THAT’S a spicy meat-a-ball!] Get more for less At Anderson Hardwood Floors 1 (800)-653-ANDY Ancap paradise Isn’t it so nice (Another day in) Ancap paradise Shot if you don’t buy the ice Ancap paradise Isn’t it so nice (Another day in) Ancap paradise Stir-frying our Head lice
6.
Gate 05:50
He won’t let us in Won’t take it on the chin Get the ram cause we’re going in French, we’re coming in Turning Livestock into pain It’s time for us to run away Go to the castle don’t let them wait Go to the castle let down the gate Go to the castle don’t let them wait Go to the castle let down the gate He waves it at our aunts Won’t give us any chance We shall take it back at once Let us all attack Turning Livestock into pain It’s time for us to run away Go to the castle don’t let them Wait Go to the castle put down the Gate Turning Livestock into pain It’s time for us to run away Go to the castle don’t let them Wait Go to the castle put down the Gate We have lived To tell the tale On a ship, We set to sail Never let us Through the door Now it’s time To bring the war He won’t let us in Won’t take it on the chin Get the ram cause we’re going in French, we’re coming in Snuck a trojan in the lair Didn’t lurk Didn’t lurk Didn’t lurk Now a trojan’s in the air Didn’t work Didn’t work Didn’t work
7.
Ōtsuchi 08:43
It’s a normal day Friday afternoon On a normal week We were by the bay The clock just went past two Then the ground began to shake I’m trudging through the wreckage of my shattered world I’m wading through the remains of the boys and girls Evacuated children to a place no safer Five miles inland the sea still is no stranger Is the taxi empty Or was someone really there There’s only ruins Destination is nowhere You stop to ask Why we built the gates When the ceiling is falling Then you’ll understand our fates I’m trudging through the wreckage of my shattered world I’m wading through the remains of the boys and girls Evacuated children to a place no safer Five miles inland the sea still is no stranger
8.
There is now nothing left to hide They don’t remember I gazed my closest in the eyes Not a defender Pushing back agains’t the flow Beside a crowd that had my back They did not like it But still the word was out They had to wipe out more than us To bring the silence So it was done Deleted presence From all the news They’re burning everything Have tech to stop the ring You’re bent down Escaped the wrath of their confined Caged isolation Expected to step foot in a Less blinded nation Nobody knows my name All of my friends have been killed off Or been reprogrammed My photos all are gone My family don’t have a clue I should just go back It’s just the same Deleted presence From your mind They’re burning everything Have camps to stop the ring You’re bent down Turn off, you can not soak up deceit Turn off, you can not soak up deceit I watched people, friends, and freedom Slowly slip away Can’t believe I had the luck to Flee their death array My existence left resistant To stall counter clash People killed to bring repeal To knowledge of concepts I know there’s some who still hold on That won’t admit it I hope that one day you’ll unite And gut the unit But you don’t see the sign That I’ve been loose for the past month So you won’t do it I could take back my throne It would unmask for where to hunt I’ll take the bullet, what’s there to lose Deleted presence But I’ll remind They’ve burnt everything But I’ll restart the ring They bent down
9.
Landfill 06:25
A deadly success after an attempt Around the curb, his remains were sent They lift him up, throw him in the back Another day of taking out the trash There's a new kinda landfill Trash city is planned to get built Getting pushed around has worn him out For the endless chain filling up a mound Rotting in the sun, his presence decays He's not the only one, who changes by day Never ever found, the help you could lend Forgotten in the mound, without your regret Time has passed, more bodies were found All were added to the rotten mound The culprits who killed off his sanity Use the land to sell their slogan tees Rotting in the sun, his presence decays He's not the only one, who changes by day Never ever found, the help you could lend Forgotten in the mound, without your regret Your twisted views have made this mess Creating victims of the stress Pushing him out of the way Now the dump's his place to stay Pushing buttons on the screen Never let him in the scene Now your grudge has full control But you don't mind what takes a toll Slogans never were a simple fix It's just a simple fucking cover up trick It fabricates passion we never had It just brings more in a plastic bag
10.
Lullaby 05:16
Hush baby, let's tuck you in goodnight I'll tell you goodbye, and you'll close your eyes I know that tonight You will take a deep sigh You will drift and sleep and cry And you'll never wake up You are going down You are going down for all your crimes for the ones you killed You are going down You are going down for all your crimes for the ones you killed Cry baby, let's get you a box of tissues because I know I'll miss you But I refuse to forgive you I know that tonight You'll never wake up I will take a deep breath I will quickly drift to sleep You are going down You are going down for all your crimes for the ones you killed You are going down You are going down for all your crimes for the ones you killed This is your last goodbye This is your last night on earth You will not have a choice You will drift to death in your crib I know that tonight You'll never wake up I will take a deep breath I will quickly drift to sleep You are going down You are going down for all your crimes for the ones you killed You are going down You are going down for all your crimes for the ones you killed

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Coloring Book is our eclectic debut album, featuring a vast array of different styles.

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released September 4, 2020

Johnny Weiner - guitars, lead and backing vocals, bass, recording, mixing
Evan Sheppard - drums, lead and backing vocals, percussion, whistling, theremin
Dan Centeno - keyboards, lead and backing vocals
Chris Ochoa - bass, backing vocals

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Funhouse Mirrors Waldwick, New Jersey

NJ Prog Rock Swag

Johnny Weiner - guitar, vocals
Jackson Gray - bass, vocals
Dan Centeno - keyboard, vocals
Evan Sheppard - drums, vocals

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